Ron Ron and the Saggy Bottoms

            RING, RING, RINNG! RIIIINNNGG! It was 7:45 AM and Little Ron Ron had to get up and get ready for school. Ron Ron was only eleven years old. And today was his first day of fifth grade. He wasn't excited as he thought he would be, so he stayed in bed for a couple of minutesHe knew that his mommy was going to wake him up soon anyway.    After hitting the Snooze button a couple of times, Ron Ron's mommy busted through his room door, turned on the bright light and yelled,"Ron Ron! Get up boy! It's the first day of school, you better be ready to go at 8:30 and I'm not playin!"

            Ron Ron quickly hopped out of bed to get ready before his mommy came back into his room and hit him with a pillow like she always did. As he slowly walked over to the bathroom, he heard someone honking their horn outside. He then made a funny looking face and thought to himself, Who could be at my house this early in the morning? When he got to his window, he looked down to the street and realized it was LaLa, a girl he had a huge crush on, and her mom.

            Ron Ron was so happy to go to school now. So he reached over to his stereo, put in a CD and turned up the volume to high. As So Fresh and So Clean by OutKast came on. He began to dance around his whole room. He began to jig to his closet to pick out a new outfit. Then he jigged to the bathroom to look at himself in the mirror. He even jigged back to his bed, which he climbed on top off and began to do the So Fresh and So Clean Dance. Suddenly, his mom once again busted through his room door and yelled,"Ron Ron! What are you doing on the top of your bed dancin around in your underwear? Boy do you know it's about to be 8:30? And you haven't even gotten in the shower? Get your stinky behind in there before I tell your daddy!"

            Finally, by 8:35 AM, he was dressed and ready for school. So Ron Ron ran downstairs to the kitchen, hoping to eat breakfast. But because he took so long to get ready, the food had already been put away. So his mom threw him a Pop Tart, which he hated, and watched him shove it in his pocket and slowly walk out the door with disappointment in his eyes.

            But soon enough, he became energetic as soon as he saw LaLa and his mother waving to him from the car in front of his house. And to his surprise, his other friends were also in the car that lived a coupe of doors down from him. He almost did a little dance because he was so happy, but he contained himself, he knew everyone was watching him. Ron Ron couldn't wait to see how fun 5th grade was going to be!

            Before Ron Ron hopped in the car, his mommy yelled,"Ron Ron! Pull your pants up baby! You wouldn't want to get hurt from tripping over them on your first day of school now would you?"

            Ron Ron replied, "Okay, mom! Bye, mom!"     

            Not really hearing what his mommy was saying to him, he continued into the car, with his pants still sagging.

            Later on that day at recess, Ron Ron had all of this friends crowded around him in a huge circle. He had just told everyone about the dance lessons he had been taking over the summer. And everyone wanted to check out his new moves. Ron Ron was too shy to dance in front of EVERYBODY, but once he seen LaLa approach the crowd, he knew he had to show everyone what he had learned, just to impress her.

            So he started off with the simple moves. As he jumped around doing his favorite move, The Clown Walk, his pants began to slowly fall off his bottom. He didn't make a big deal about it, because he knew all the students, and now teachers, were too focused on his dancing.

            So he moved on to his next dance move. This dance is what he called The Cabbage Patch. This dance included a lot of arm and shoulder movement. He swang his arms around and around and around, he even almost hit himself in the face! As he continued to dance, his pants began to fall farther down his bottom. He had to start dancing with one hand, while the other one held his pants up.

            Finally, it was time for Ron Ron's grand finale. This was the hardest movement he had learned and he wasn't sure if he was going to pull it off. All the singers and rappers were doing it on TV, so everybody would have known ifhe messed up or not. As he began to do The Harlem Shake, he had forgotten about his pants. He put his all in this last movement. He moved up, down and around the circle to show off his dance abilities. He was so confident that he even found LaLa and started to dance in front of her. He threw his hands up in the air and shook them really fast. And as he brought his arms back down, his pants fell all the way down to his feet!

            Ron Ron was very embarrassed. All he could do was stand there and watch everyone stare at him. At first all the kids were pretty silent and in shock. Almost everyones hand was covering their mouth. After a few seconds of silence, the crowd began to burst out with laughter. They pointed at Ron Ron and laughed in his face. All Ron Ron could do was pull his pants up and run into the nearest classroom.

            As the teachers rallied up the students to go back to class, LaLa followed Ron Ron. She felt bad for him, he must have been really embarrassed.

            "Ron Ron, are you okay?" laughing a little.

            "Go away!" Ron Ron yelled.

            "I'm not here to make fun of you, silly. I still like you Ron Ron. You made me laugh out there! I was going to ask you if you could teach me some of your moves. But just make sure you put a belt on next time. I don't want to see your underwear!" LaLa teased.